Restaurant Hipster Trap

Seems like every restaurant that opens these days has a new problem. Hipsters. These pests are everywhere!
They always get there first, poncing about in their little woolly hats and beards, demanding newer and more peculiar menus, more and more ironic decor.
Reviews of your hot new place don't even talk about the food anymore, focusing on these trendy customers instead.

Well, I've come up with the answer: The Restaurant Hipster Trap. Order yours now!