Why, those chaps in that there London have been having some cool ideas. I know, you want to try it for yourself in your own town. It's ripe for it, right? You've got your 'concept' already? Got a suitable venue? A town full of student punters champing at the bit ready to tuck into your 'great idea'? Well don't take any chances. You don't want them to think you've got it slightly wrong. Nail 'the look' with my great 'BBQ Diner Rip-Off Kit'.
And don't worry, those pesky Londoners will never find out.